Fish Jokes

Just to make you smile.

laughing child




Men are like fish.  Neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.


Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.


Why don’t fish pass their exams?

Because they work below C-Level.


Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!


Why are fish such intelligent creatures?

Because they swim in schools.


What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella


Who do fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales.


What do you call a fish with a tie?



What did the fish say when he posted bail?

“I’m off the hook!”


What did the steelhead say when it bumped into a concrete wall? 



What’s the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.



About Ethan Rotman

Ethan Rotman (Bayareatic) manages and coordinates programs that hatch fish in classrooms for the San Francisco Bay Area. He also chairs the committee that manages these programs throughout the state. Ethan has worked with the California Department of Fish and Wildlife for over 20 years.
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