Just to make you smile.
Men are like fish. Neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
Why don’t fish pass their exams?
Because they work below C-Level.
Where are most fish found?
Between the head and the tail!
Why are fish such intelligent creatures?
Because they swim in schools.
What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?
You get salmonella
Who do fish always know how much they weigh?
Because they have their own scales.
What do you call a fish with a tie?
What did the fish say when he posted bail?
“I’m off the hook!”
What did the steelhead say when it bumped into a concrete wall?
What’s the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it at you.