A Little Humor Always Helps

How do you talk to a trout?

You don’t – you drop him a line.

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What did the fish say when he bumped his head against the wall?

DAM!

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Two parrots sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and says “Can you smell fish”?

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What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.

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What do you call a fish with no eye?
FSH!!!!

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How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut it’s nose off

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If fish lived on land, which country would they live in?
Finland

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Do you have a fish joke? Email it to ethan.rotman@wildlife.ca.gov and we will include it here.

 

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About Ethan Rotman

Ethan Rotman (Bayareatic) manages and coordinates programs that hatch fish in classrooms for the San Francisco Bay Area. He also chairs the committee that manages these programs throughout the state. Ethan has worked with the California Department of Fish and Wildlife for over 20 years.
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